Facts About Girls

1. For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship.

2. The female always makes the rules.

3. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

4. No male can possibly know all the rules.

5. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

6. The female is never wrong.

7. If the female is wrong it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.

8. If rule number seven applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding.

9. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.

10. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the female.

11. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

12. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants him to be calm, angry or upset.

14. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.

15. The female always gets the last word!

1.The reason our bras don’t always match our underwear is because WE actually CHANGE our underwear.

2.The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet bowl.

3.If we’re watching football with you, it’s not bonding. We’re watching because of the cute butts.

4.Don’t fret if you find out that the milkman delivers more than once a day.

5.Please don’t drive when you’re not driving.

6.Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

7.Our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional to the
number of baths that you take.

8.If only women gossip, how do you and your buddies keep track of "Who’s easy?"

9.Stop telling us that most male strippers are gay: WE DON’T CARE!

10.Your contributions to your child should go above and beyond that chromosome you unselfishly sacrificed.

11.Eye contact is best established above our shoulder level.

.The reason our bras don’t always match our underwear is because WE actually CHANGE our underwear.

korak .. this is true unless di ka nagpapalit ng underwear lol